Things to Do Comedy: March 2017
Funny Things to Do All March Long by Chipp Terwilliger My Brother, My Brother, and Me Fresh off the premiere of their brand new show on NBC's Seeso streaming service, Justin, Travis, and (30 Under 30...
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Good Morning, News: Attorney General Jeff Sessions is a Bad Person
by Doug Brown Good morning, Portland. Please click these links. Attorney General Jeff Sessions being a dick Kenneth HueyFirst up is this great essay (out in print as of yesterday, pick up a copy!) by...
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One Hulk's Opinion: Hulk Hold "Hulk Town Hall"
by The Incredible Hulk The following is a transcript from last week’s “Hulk Town Hall” held at Hillside High School auditorium, in which Hulk answered questions from his constituents.[Hulk enters...
View ArticleJeff Sessions Lied Under Oath
by Dan Savage You know how every time you say, "They impeached Bill Clinton for a blowjob," the nearest rightwinger insists that, no, they impeached Bill Clinton for lying under oath. Well, now the...
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Press Secretary Sean Spicer Has Mad Tweet Game
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Here's a now deleted tweet from White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer:Soooo... what do you think?[ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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Looking to Understand the Mind of Steve Bannon? Watch His Documentaries
by Sean Nelson Well before the National Day of Patriotic Devotion, on which the 45th president's inauguration was cheered by a crowd of dozens of admirers, it had become clear that despite his...
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A Look at 2017's Inspiring POW Fest: "Feminism and Intersectionality Are Like...
by Suzette Smith Womanhood isn’t a niche voice—or at least it shouldn’t be—because women are half the people that are. But portrayals of women in mainstream film are largely framed from a male...
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Disrupt a City Meeting? You Might Soon Face A Months-Long Exclusion
by Dirk VanderHart Demonstrators disrupt a Portland City Council meeting on Wednesday morningDirk VanderHartPortland protesters—ever more adamant in their efforts to shut down Portland City Council...
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Portland Mercury's Highball Drink Recipes Are Here: Swank & Swine, Tilt, Tryst
by Bri Brey It’s almost time for... HIGHBALL!Brace yourself for over 40 specially crafted cocktails… for only $5 each!All of the tantalizing drink recipes are available online! Check out what your...
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Shana Cleveland's 2015 Solo Debut Is Slow, Contemplative Magic—Tomorrow She's...
by Ciara Dolan SHANA CLEVELAND Friday 3/3 Beacon SoundWill SprottWhen she’s fronting Los Angeles (formerly Seattle) surf four-piece La Luz, Shana Cleveland conjures images of haunted beach carnivals...
View ArticleLover of Dump Talk
by Anonymous enough!!!!!!ENOUGH already!!!!!!!!!!!we get it. youre worse than listening to a baby crying for mamas nipple.youre worse than my nagging ex-wife, don't forget the bread, who I told just...
View ArticleDump Talk (I Spaced Out the Protest)
by Anonymous oh yeah, its even more ironic that youre trying to shove your agenda in our face, like any dictator, control freak, and sociopath than let democracy be, whatever it is.oh yeah, that gun...
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The New, Improved Tonic Lounge Is Reopening This Month
by Ned Lannamann Old sign, brand new Tonic.The Tonic Lounge is coming back. The NE Sandy bar and venue has been taken over by Eric Manfre (of High Water Mark Lounge) and Chris Trumpower (of...
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Police Watchdog Leader says Mayor Ted Wheeler Has Been Hard to Reach
by Doug Brown Portland Mayor Ted WheelerDoug BrownThe head of Portland's volunteer police watchdog board tried for nearly five months to set up a meeting with Mayor Ted Wheeler, the police...
View ArticleOprah in 2020?
by Anonymous I just heard Oprah Winfrey is thinking about a 2020 run for President. Loved,admired and one of my favorite celebrities. I can just see it now. Rolling a red wagon with 30 lbs of meat to...
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Citing a Safety Emergency, Portland Just Slashed Speeds On SE Division
by Dirk VanderHart Outer Division Street has officially reached emergency status. The four-mile stretch of SE Division from 82nd to the city limits has long been one of the most treacherous...
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Things to Do This Weekend: March 3-5
by Mercury Staff New month, new fests! MOGO lands on Portland to remind everybody of the adventurous days when music festivals weren't so consolidated. Lucky Lab hosts a Barleywine festival for beer...
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Good Morning, News: Disappearing MAX Doors, a City Hall Protest Crackdown,...
by Dirk VanderHart Mayor Ted Wheeler. Doug BrownMuch to get to on this busy Friday, Portland. First, Doug reports that the chair one of Portland's central police accountability groups has had a hard...
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Timbers v. Minnesota United Match Preview
by Abe Asher Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland TimbersAll eyes will be trained on Providence Park tonight, where the Portland Timbers kick off the 2017 MLS season in the Cascadian rain against expansion...
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This Weekend's Style Events
by Elizabeth Mollo Couple of fun fashion events this weekend!!!Hubris ApparelUnion Rose will have a HUGE Spring Cleaning Sale. Score killer deals from Hubris Apparel, KD designs, Vivid Element, Rose...
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