The following is a transcript from last week’s “Hulk Town Hall” held at Hillside High School auditorium, in which Hulk answered questions from his constituents.
[Hulk enters stage to a huge chorus of “boos” from the audience.]
HULK: Wait... what? Why constituents boo Hulk? Hulk just got here!
WOMAN AT MIC: Hulk, Captain America has expressed support for the LGBT community and immigrants, while you’ve said nothing. Hulk, DO YOUR JOB!
AUDIENCE: DO YOUR JOB! DO YOUR JOB!
DO YOUR JOB!
HULK: Hulk can’t do job, Hot Topic lay off Hulk last week! [Audience loudly boos.] What am going on here? Hulk try to answer puny human questions, and you boo Hulk? [Even louder chorus of boos.] Hulk boo you! Boo, puny humans, BOOOOOOO!
CHILD AT MIC: Hulk, I thought you were nice. Why do you want to take away PBS Kids? [Cheers, adults give child high fives.]
HULK: Am world gone mad? [Crowd boos.] What am puny child talking about? Hulk love PBS Kids—remember Barney & Friends?
AUDIENCE: [Boos, then chants] MA-GIC SCHOOL-BUS!
MA-GIC SCHOOL-BUS! MA-GIC SCHOOL-BUS!
HULK:Magic School Bus overrated! [Crowd boos.]
Next puny question!