Dance Party Shalaelah
by Anonymous On New Years we met on a couch in the basement of a house hosting a dance party in North Portland. You were by far the most interesting person I met and talked to all year. It made me...
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Public Scorn Works! House Republicans Reverse Shady Ethics Vote
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey iStock/trekandshootAs Dirk reported in GMN this morning, House Republicans held a shady, late night vote to gut/kill the Office of Congressional Ethics. However, thanks to a...
View ArticleNew Job, No Guidance
by Anonymous Quit a long term job last year bc I loathed it.Walked out of the next job after a month bc I flipped out (dysfunctional, didn't have the skills, meow meow meow).Now I'm on to the third,...
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Ted Wheeler's First Act as Mayor: A Bureau Shakeup
by Dirk VanderHart The first big test of Ted Wheeler's mayoral tenure began this morning, as Wheeler's office unveiled some fairly large changes in the bureaus council members will oversee.Among the...
View ArticleBuffy the Psych Prof: Someone You Should Follow On Twitter
by Dan Savage Another epic Twitter thread/Arrival review that's worth your time...Dear Red State peeps: Happy New Year! I was wondering, could we talk for a second? I apologize if this is long.— Buffy...
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2017 New Year's Resolutions (Most of Which We've Probably Already Broken)
by Mercury Staff JESSICA STEINI resolve to continue my commitment to not drinking green juice or weighing myself. Ever.I resolve to make an angry face at any man who grins at me on the street like we...
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Must-See Movies of 2016: Swiss Army Man
by Megan Burbank To close out the year, we're taking a look back at some of our favorite movies of 2016. Check out what's in theaters now in our Film section, and go here for movie times!If you want...
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Lindy West Quits Twitter: "It Is Unusable for Anyone But Trolls, Robots and...
by Christopher Frizzelle I disagree that it is "unusable" for people like me. Though I did LOL when Twitter's founder asked for feedback and had the above interaction.Lindy West is not known for...
View ArticleThings to Do Music
Noteworthy shows for the week of January 4-10. WEDNESDAY 1/4GOLD CASIO, GLASYS, HOLIDAE HOUSE(Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison) Do503, the Portland branch of the extensive Do Stuff Network, kicks off its...
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Things To Do Film
This week: Cinema Project! Underworld! And too many Ultramans! by Mercury Staff Arrival An ominous, thrumming, beautiful thing that starts out being about aliens who need a decoder ring. It ends up...
View ArticleRebellion & Revolution at the Hollywood Theatre
A month-long series of insurgent cinema. by Erik Henriksen WHERE’S THE LINE? When a reality TV villain wins the presidency, and news reads like dystopian science fiction, the line between fiction and...
View ArticleThe History—and Relevance—of Hidden Figures
Time to meet NASA’s unsung sheroes. by Jenni Moore BEFOREHIDDEN FIGURES, I had no idea three black women were integral to the success of America’s space program. That’s not the only surprise here:...
View ArticleA Monster Calls Is Sappy Death Porn
(Get it? Because it’s about a giant tree!) (And death porn.) by Erik Henriksen WHEN SIGOURNEY WEAVER wants you to cry, goddammit, you cry. Weaver isn’t even one of the leads of A Monster Calls—those...
View ArticleLonely Boy Anthem
Ex-Sex Pistol Steve Jones’ unapologetic and cheeky new memoir. by Robert Ham Since 2004, former Sex Pistols guitarist Steve Jones has been holding court on LA radio as the host of Jonesy’s Jukebox, a...
View ArticleKeep the Fires Berning in 2017
A Revolution for every dreamy college kid you know. by Suzette Smith In 2001, over the holidays, I received six copies of Eric Schlosser’s Fast Food Nation. They came mostly from friends of my...
View ArticleThe Siren Theater Gets Its First Artist in Residence
North Coast’s Rachel Rosenthal is here to teach hip-hop improv. by Suzette Smith “I’ll forever go down in history as the person that wants to have sex with windows,” says Rachel Rosenthal, referencing...
View ArticleThe Best of Charlie Hales’ Voicemails: 2016!
Let the hate flow through you. by Dirk VanderHart Foster Road stole Christmas.Every year around this time, the Mercury delves into our own version of Santa’s toy bag: The voicemails that you, the...
View ArticleI, Anonymous
Why would a mouse deserve to die? I WORK in a building where a whack job says she saw a mouse. I have never seen a mouse. Another guy started setting out traps with peanut butter. Supposedly killed...
View ArticleDelicious Décor
The stories behind some of Portland’s most iconic restaurant interiors. by Andrea Damewood EATING OUT is a sensory experience: the noise level, presentation, service, your conversation, and the...
View ArticleThe Party Review
In which I review a “friends avoiding family” holiday potluck. by Daniel Martin Austin Recently I found myself at a “friends avoiding family” holiday potluck. Despite all attendees being comedians, I...
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