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Need a Job? Doctor Who is Hiring.
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey "Hmmm... good resume, solid references, knows how to drive a Tardis... YOU'RE HIRED!"Courtesy BBCIt's official: You need a job. And you need a job that will appreciate your...
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Things To Do Tonight 10/4
by Mercury Staff KING, Joey Dosik“Let’s explore, so much more to discover,” sings R&B trio KING in their song “Red Eye.” This is, appropriately, exactly how I feel when listening to their debut,...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: Equilateral Triad
by Dan Savage Originally posted on October 15, 2014.I'm a middle-aged, fat, and happy gay man. My partner has a best friend, and they share everything—including our bed. Most weekends, we tromp...
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Alleged Scary Clown Chases School Kids in Dallas, Oregon
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey "Why on earth would you be afraid of me?"iStock/Lisa F. YoungThis just in from the Dallas Oregon Police Department (Dallas is in Polk County, west of Salem):Let's break this...
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Tonight's VP Debate: An Excruciating Game of "Who's the Most Christian...
by Christopher Frizzelle Whose cross to bear is bigger?Official Congressional PortraitsIs there a more boring game than Who's the Most Christian Christian? There is not. But God, it's one of America's...
View ArticleMAX Jerk
by Anonymous a max ticket checker just yelled at my daughter for trying to get away with using a youth pass. i was not there. my daughter is just barely 18. he asked to see her drivers license and so...
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The Thermals' Hutch Harris Hates Touring and Really Has to Pee
by Ciara Dolan Jason QuigleyEarlier today, Hutch Harris of the Thermals posted an essay on Watt explaining "Why I Won't Tour Anymore." Last March the Portland band released its seventh album, We...
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I Am Going to Luke's Diner Tomorrow. How About You?
by Megan Burbank Stars Hollow is coming to you!Tony Peters via Wikimedia CommonsLet me hear your balalaikas ringing out! Tomorrow, Oblique Coffee Roasters on SE Stark will be dressed up as Luke's...
View ArticleThis White Lady Is Very Upset About Vince Staples'"Norf Norf"
by Ned Lannamann A cautionary tale: You might find yourself innocently turning on the radio one day and, through no fault of your own, hearing Vince Staples' charming hit song "Norf Norf." And you...
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The Birth of a Nation, the real Godzilla, and a visit from the ghost with the most. by Mercury Staff American Honey Yes, this is an indie film with Shia LaBeouf in it. No, he doesn’t have that...
View ArticleThe Birth of a Nation Arrives Fraught with Baggage
Despite its setbacks, Nate Parker’s controversial film still has lots of potential impact. by Marc Mohan IT’S HARD TO know where to start talking about The Birth of a Nation. It’s hard to remember the...
View ArticleShin Godzilla: Will the Real Godzilla Please Stand Up?
Apparently, real Godzilla movies are talky, allegorical, and silly. by Bobby Roberts SINCE 1998’S REMAKE, the primary question regarding any new Godzilla movie concerns its authenticity: Are we gonna...
View ArticleThe Girl on the Train: It’s Better Than a Low-Rent Gone Girl!
But there’s still a lot of Emily Blunt sulking in beautiful coats. by Megan Burbank IF YOU LIKE watching Emily Blunt sulk in beautiful coats, you will enjoy The Girl on the Train, the adaptation of...
View ArticlePortlanders Just Got Their First Look at a Police Body Cam Policy
We asked experts how it stacks up. by Dirk VanderHart EVEN BEFORE Mayor Charlie Hales hastily exited city council chambers amid a hail of profanity last week, it was clear: Portland’s first glimpse at...
View ArticleThe Feds and State Are Targeting a “Suspicious” Portland Methadone Clinic
The DEA and state health officials are investigating a Portland methadone clinic by Doug Brown It's just after 4 am on a cold Tuesday morning and people are gathering outside a gray two-story building...
View ArticleHall Monitor: A Police Reform Lube Job
Everyone seems to dislike a new police union contract. It’ll pass anyway. by Dirk VanderHart CITY COUNCIL chambers aren’t a place where you expect to see much unanimity.Sure, the council likes to...
View ArticleLetters to the Editor
“I think you mean ‘Biff.’”BAN MENRE: “His Word Against Mine” [Feature, Sept 28], Ciara Dolan and Doug Brown’s feature on stories of sexual assault from the Portland music community following local...
View ArticleEverything as Fuck
Part four of Ian’s award-winning dissection of Carlos Santana’s Supernatural. by Ian Karmel The following is the fourth in a four-part series examining Carlos Santana’s album Supernatural. Part three...
View ArticleI, Anonymous
MOVE YOUR FUCKING DOG. WHENEVER I’m taking a stroll down a sidewalk, there will inevitably be someone with a dog on a leash. A sidewalk is designed to let two HUMANS walk past each other with an...
View ArticleChungdam: Late Night Deep Korean Cuts
Cheesy Corn, K-Pop, Korean Fried Chicken And Silkworm Pupae on SE 82nd by Andrea Damewood NEW PORTLAND LIFE GOAL: Assemble a group of six or seven friends, and make sure they are the kind who roll...
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