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HUMP! 2016: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
Your Entries Are Due THIS Friday, September 30, So Quit Fucking Around. Or START! ALL HUMP! 2016 SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE NO LATER THAN FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2016, so quit fucking around. Or START!HUMP!...
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: Too Good To Be True
by Dan Savage I'm on an online dating site (OKCupid) and a woman I matched with asked if I would join her swingers club. I'm suspicious mostly because they claim to have fifteen female members and...
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Developer/Horse-Cop Booster Bob Ball Is Now Defending Elected Sheriffs
by Dirk VanderHart They've been largely unheralded to date, but you might want to know you'll be voting on a series of changes to the Multnomah County charter this November. It's not entirely...
View ArticleLuke Cage Debuts on Netflix Tonight! Stay Up and Get HYPED!
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Just after midnight tonight, Netflix will be streaming the first season of one of my most anticipated new shows of 2016—Marvel's Luke Cage. And they've already released the...
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Read the 2016 Oregon Cannabis Guide!
Your Annual Mini-Magazine About All Things Weed Has Arrived by Ned Lannamann BEHOLD: Your brand-new Oregon Cannabis Guide. It's the Portland Mercury's second annual supplement about all things weed,...
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This Weekend's Style Events
by Elizabeth Mollo ReliqueLille Boutique will host a trunk show and sample sale for Relique, a New York based lingerie line. The event will feature a meet-and-greet session with one of the designers,...
View ArticleGod, Guns & Trump Pt.1
by Anonymous I need some advice.Here is the deal ~ My next door neighbor has been a tenant & employee of our landlord for almost 20 yrs. The business is construction. That's relevant because there...
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by Anonymous He would destroy our property (purposely trample flower beds, break things, etc), make as much noise as possible, & peek into my roommates window, laughing. The LL refused to do...
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by Anonymous Finally, his niece had been living next door to his family. She was young & had a party one night. Lo & behold, she invited some black people to the party. Yes, all the kids were...
View ArticleDriving in Circles
by Anonymous The lady in blue who caught your eye with those rainbow glasses had cried her fake eyelashes off that morning, her life had turned upside down overnight.Still she found reasons to smile,...
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Good Morning, News: Fire-Sale Weed, a Lunchtime Debate, and a Year Since...
by Dirk VanderHart Amanda LucierTomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of the mass shooting at Roseburg's Umpqua Community College. Nine people were murdered on October 1, 2015, before the shooter...
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Things To Do This Weekend!
Things to do for Sept 30-Oct 2 by Mercury Staff If there was a single word to describe the weekend, "representative," could be that word. There's Peaches representing sexual revolution. There's the...
View ArticleThings To Do Comedy
Funny things to do for the month of October by Chipp Terwilliger All Jane Comedy Festival Are you a feminist or a feminist-curious person who loves to laugh? Well, I’ve got amazing news: It’s the most...
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How to eat, drink, and be merry for the month of October by Mercury Staff 2016 Handmade Bike and Beer Festival The annual party paying tribute to two of Portland's favorite pastimes: Riding bikes and...
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Timbers v. Colorado Match Preview
by Abe Asher Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY SportsThe Portland Timbers' road woes have finally caught up to them. Four days after failing to win on the road for the fifteenth consecutive time this MLS season,...
View ArticleFake Sleeper. Fake Everything.
by Anonymous You're such a phony. The way you pretend to be so, so, so exhausted after 5 hours of work. Just listening to you grunt and moan like your body is in such agony. From what? 5 hours of...
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“His Word Against Mine”: Stories of Sexual Assault from the Portland Music...
by Ciara Dolan MICHELA BUTTIGNOL[Editor’s Note: The following article includes descriptions of sexual assault and may be disturbing to certain readers.]Sexual assault in the local music community has...
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Oil! Spectacle! Explosions! The Strange Entertainment of Deepwater Horizon
by Ben Coleman DEEPWATER HORIZON"Hang on! My Hot Pockets are almost done!PETER BERG is an odd duck. He’s often written off as a journeyman director—an anti-auteur without any specific style or...
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Edward Scissorhands Made by Director Who Wants to Be True to White People
by Charles Mudede The director Tim Burton has finally explained why there are no black people (or people of color) in almost all his films. It's not that he dislikes blacks or anything like that, but,...
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Tweet Storm of Excellent Advice
by Dan Savage There are four or five hundred thousand emails in my inbox from straight guys asking why assholes get all the girls, why they keep getting friend-zoned, and why the girls who really...
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