Savage Love Letter of the Day: Bi & Bi
by Dan Savage I'm a 51-year-old male, married to an amazing lady for over twenty years. Our sex life is great and I love her more than words can express. She's been bi-curious for years and we are...
View ArticleYou're Not a Priestess, This Isn't a Temple
by Anonymous I could see the disdain in your eyes as soon as you waved my friend and I through the door. and then again as you tried to use words you thought I wouldn't understand like 'terpenes' and...
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by Dan Savage Charles M. Blow on Donald Trump:So, after weeks of preaching his sinister sermon of black pathology to mostly white audiences as part of his utterly fake “black outreach”— which is in...
View ArticleDonald Glover's Atlanta Starts Tonight
by Ned Lannamann Set your DVRs: The first episode of Atlanta premieres on FX tonight, immediately followed by the second. It's the new half-hour program from Donald Glover, and despite his background...
View ArticleBumbershoot's Highs and Lows: From Tyler the Creator's Hectoring Raps to...
by Dave Segal Tame Impala fans at Memorial Stadium, going to heaven.Josh BisContent warning: There are as many Bumbershoot recaps as there are Bumbershoot attendees. Here's another one to file in your...
View ArticleSome of Phyllis Schlafly's Greatest Hits, for People Too Young to Know
by Christopher Frizzelle Phyllis Schlafly, on death's doorstep, supporting Trump.Gino Santa Maria / Shutterstock.com• She called public sex education classes ''in-home sales parties for abortion.''•...
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by Anonymous I was attending my company's monthly "team building outing" when I first felt it. A rumble in my tummy that was indicative of my worst fear: Bubble Guts. In a public place. In a public...
View ArticleToday in Stupid: Video Shows Assholes Destroying Instagram's Favorite Oregon...
by Jennifer Campbell Throwback to #thatpnwrock 📷: @_mintken_A photo posted by M a c k a y l a G e n e s e a (@themac10) on Nov 14, 2015 at 9:03am PSTThe Duckbill, an Instagram-famous sandstone...
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Hurry up and HUMP! Deadline for the world’s sexiest amateur film fest is September 30! HUMP! (AKA the Northwest’s sweetest li’l homemade porn festival) is inviting amateur filmmakers, porn-star...
View ArticleOne Day at a Time
This week: Gene Wilder, Chris Brown, and Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior. by Ann Romano MONDAY, AUGUST 29This week begins with some sad, sad news. The brilliant, charming, and sweet actor and...
View ArticleThings To Do Film
This week: Fantastic Planet, Kung Fu Theater, and Tributes to Gene Wilder, and more. All That Jazz A special screening of Bob Fosse’s kinda/sorta autobiography, about a perfectionist choreographer who...
View ArticleThings to Do Music
Noteworthy shows for the week of Sept 7-13. WEDNESDAY 9/7BREAKER BREAKER, THE LOVESORES, QUEEN CHIEF, THE SADISTS, DJ ANDY MAXIMUM (Twilight Café, 1420 SE Powell) Dead Moon drummer Andrew Loomis died...
View ArticleAll-Ages Action!
This week’s all-ages shows. by Emma Burke THURS SEPT 8Subhumansw/Kicker, Raukous, Rendered Useless; Hawthorne Theatre, 1507 SE César E. ChávezIt’s fitting that pissed-off, hyper-British, anarcho-punk...
View ArticleBlack Sabbath’s Electric Funeral
The legendary band fades into the void. by Aris Hunter Wales “I’M NOT SURE I know the difference between heavy rock and heavy metal, but it is good to be known as inventors of heavy metal rather than...
View ArticleRecord Review: Loch Lomond, Pens from Spain
It feels like a transitional album, but transitioning to what? Who knows. by Ben Salmon OVER THE PAST DECADE, more than 75 (!) musicians have played a part in Portland chamber-folk cornerstone Loch...
View ArticleThe Black Music Festival Celebrates Art That Is Unapologetically Black
This weekend celebrates the inaugural event. by Jené Etheridge TWELVE 22, the Blue Monk, the Alhambra Theatre—for some Portlanders, these names bring back memories of a time when live hip-hop and jazz...
View ArticleSully Is Better Than It Has Any Right to Be
All hail Tom Hanks’ mustachioed American heroism. by Ned Lannamann THE STORY of US Airways Flight 1549—which, in 2009, pilot Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger famously landed on the Hudson River—was going...
View ArticlePrint the Legend: Cinema, and Politics, at the NW Film Center
Politics through the ages—from A Face in the Crowd to Starship Troopers. by Marc Mohan SO THERE’S THIS competition-style reality show on. It’s the one that pits the bloviating, orange-haired pustule...
View ArticleFor the Love of Spock Is a Heartfelt Tribute to Leonard Nimoy
The search for Spock. by Erik Henriksen THERE ARE Star Trek movies just about everyone can enjoy—like this summer’s Star Trek Beyond, or that one with the whales—and then there are Star Trek movies...
View ArticleThe Underground Railroad Is Bigger and Better Than You’ve Heard
Colson Whitehead’s hyper-hyped novel feels like a classic. by Rich Smith LAST MONTH, Oprah told everybody to read Colson Whitehead’s latest novel, The Underground Railroad, which gave the New York...
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