I am Joe Hamm (Facebook VILLIAN)
by Anonymous I feel like I've been misunderstood... First of all I am a police officer in Portland and Joe Hamm is clearly not my real name. That part is true. However, I am on Facebook only to...
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by Anonymous I will feel like at the last minute Bernie will say "Hell No Hilliary, I am running as an Independent". I have not been consumed with this debacle of a run for President in either party,...
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Good Morning, News: Bike Share NIMBYs, A City Reservoir Lawsuit, and the...
by Dirk VanderHart ICYMI, a new lawsuit against the city makes the same claims activists have for years: That the city's new underground water reservoirs are going to lead to radon in Portland's...
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by Anonymous About ten years ago, I started saving my finger and toenail clippings. At first I put them in an old dixie cup but when that got too full, I doubled down and kept it going, putting them...
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Timbers v. Montreal Match Preview
by Abe Asher Eric Bolte-USA TODAY SportsAfter consecutive 0-0 draws at Colorado and the New York Red Bulls, the Portland Timbers return to Providence Park for their longest and most important...
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The Bachelorette Recap: Episode 7 - Lotsa Horses In This One
by Campy Draper "I'm so horny I could fuck a horse."@BacheloretteABCThe world is fucking awful. There is so much tragic and important stuff happening right now that if feels a little stupid to recap...
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Watch Live: President Obama's Remarks at the Memorial for Slain Police...
by Eli Sanders Speaking soon, in Dallas.PETE SOUZA / WHITE HOUSEAccording to The New York Times, President Obama......huddled with his speechwriters for much of Monday, hoping to find words that would...
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Win a Pair of Tickets to Aliens on 70mm!
by Erik Henriksen So far, the Hollywood Theatre's 70mm Extravaganza has been fantastic—their print of 2001: A Space Odyssey was jaw-droopingly pristine, and getting to see Lawrence of Arabia on a...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: South Bi South West
by Dan Savage I'm a bi female in a relationship with a man. I'm seeking a female playmate. Where on the net can I find females like me? I’m in Alaska and it seems particularly hard to find someone up...
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Clippings
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Some people collect comics—others collect human hearts. (That's me.) But this person has a very particular collecting hobby, as you will read in this I, Anonymous Blog...
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Good Morning, News: Blow Pony, A Baby on LSD, and Trump's RNC Speakers
by Doug Brown Good morning, Portland. Here are those links you've been waiting for. Blow PonyThis week's feature story, out in print yesterday, is about queer dance nights Blow Pony and Bearracuda...
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The Infiltrator Review: Now That's Some Grade-A Cranston!
by Andrew Wright It may be impossible to completely screw up an undercover cop movie, with the very nature of the premise guaranteeing some vicarious hopscotching over the morality line. Judged on...
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Lemonade Gets Four Emmy Nods; Plus Other Less Accomplished Shows Do, Too
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey YOU ARE GODDAMN RIGHT Beyonce's Lemonade—AKA the greatest work of art so far this century—got four Emmy nominations, because it is damn near perfect. Lemonade's four nods...
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Local Comics Creators Kelly Sue DeConnick and Matt Fraction Discuss Their...
by Ben Coleman When you’re in the home of the author of a book called Bitch Planet, subtlety isn’t the order of the day.Bitch Planet by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Valentine De LandroMilkfed Criminal...
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Note to Moving Companies: Maybe You Shouldn't Screw Over Beloved Comedians?
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Burgess and Braunohler: REVENGE!!!If you're a moving company, you shouldn't be screwing over people as a general practice. But when you're a moving company that screws over a...
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This is Why Talking Ghostbusters Is Such a Pain in the Ass: A History of How...
by Bobby Roberts August, 2014:Ghostbusters is reported by film industry gossip site Deadline as a full-on reboot of the series (such as it was), starring women, directed by Paul Feig. Its existence is...
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Portland's New Funniest Person is Nariko Ott
by Megan Burbank Well deserved.Courtesy Nariko OttLast night, Nariko Ott was crowned Portland's Funniest Person in Helium Comedy Club's annual event, winning the title most recently held by Amy...
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Oh Cool, Donald Trump's Reported Running Mate is the Original "Defund Planned...
by Megan Burbank UPDATE, 4:40 pm: Donald Trump has postponed his VP announcement, initially slated for tomorrow, following an apparent terrorist attack in Nice, France. Multiple news outlets...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: Crazy Soon-To-Be-Ex-Girlfriend
by Dan Savage So I'm having this problem with my girlfriend. She is very jealous of my ex and this is making our relationship a nightmare. My ex is currently going to Harvard and she was top of her...
View ArticleA New Game!
by Anonymous I came up with a new game. Anyone that lives in a house that receives mail can play! It's called Fuck with the Developer! When you receive one of those letters from developers wanting to...
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