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Here's That Jeff Goldblum Paper Doll You Ordered!

by Jeannette Langmead JEANNETTE LANGMEADClick the link below for a PDF that you can print at home and treasure forever.

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Savage Love Letter of the Day: Degraded And It Feels So Bad (Right After It...

by Dan Savage This is a pretty serious issue that I've been grappling with for my entire adult life, really. And I am currently in therapy, but I'd also like your perspective.I'm a very kinky guy and...

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Larry O'Dea is Out. As of This Afternoon, Portland's New Police Chief is Mike...

by Dirk VanderHart Your new police chief is taking the gig seriously. Mike Marshman being announced by Mayor Charlie Hales.With a pair of investigations into his conduct yet to be publicly released,...

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Reaction to Supreme Court Abortion Ruling: The Good, the Bad, and the Meh

by Matt Baume Can you believe this guy failed to convince them?Ryan Rodrick Beiler / Shutterstock.comHoly Toledo, how about this Supreme Court ruling on the Texas abortion ban? The law was a...

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The Democratic Party Platform Moves Slightly Left, Thanks to Sanders

by Ansel Herz Sanders is taking the battle for a progressive platform all the way to the convention.Joseph Sohm / Shutterstock.comKeep your eye on the ball, progressives.Late last week, members of the...

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Game of Thrones Recap! Kingdom Come in "The Winds of Winter"

by Ned Lannamann Cersei's stint as a cup bearer was surprisingly unsuccessful.HBOGame of Thrones’ sixth season ended with a big bang. And then a bunch of other, littler, more metaphorical bangs....

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Portland Soda Works Elevates the Syrup Game

by Heather Arndt Anderson Portland Soda WorksLet's start with a loud 'n' clear DISCLAIMER: Lest anyone accuse us of nepotism, our readership should be plainly reminded that Chris Onstad is both a...

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ICYMI: Gun Advocate Needed Her Guns To Protect Herself and Her Family

by Dan Savage The woman who posted this to Facebook...“It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away,” she wrote in March, “but that’s exactly what...

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Please, Sir, Can I buy some organic mangoes?

by Anonymous Trader Joe's is great. I can buy organic groceries at a fraction of the price Of New Seasons or Whole Foods. Unfortunately, my neighborhood in the Northeast decided to speak up against...

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Thigh of The Tiger

by Anonymous Dear Portland Ladies: You all are officially the worst. Its officially shorts season, the sultry heart of the Pacific NorthwestMen know how to look without being seen, but you fucking...

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honey bucket blues II

by Anonymous What in the actual fuck is your problem? Sticking pencils in the porta potty locks? You know what's worse than shitting in a porta potty on a 90 degree day? Being locked out because some...

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Naked huh?

by Anonymous Naked Bike Ride, huh? Lived here since 93' and I've never seen so much clothes in my life. A few years ago all y'all were naked. But slowly and surely and especially this year I think I...

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Man Convicted of Felony Sex Crimes Wants Multnomah County to Allow Him to Own...

by Doug Brown Mark SusiLeft: Linked InThousands of Oregonians have been purchasing guns this month. Only some need to petition the courts first.Mark Susi, a 60-year-old Gresham man convicted in 2012...

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Hours Into His Tenure As Police Chief, Mike Marshman Has Completely...

by Dirk VanderHart New Police Chief Mike Marshman, left, was plotting big time changes this morning.Remember this morning when a brand new police chief was announced, and we suggested that that could...

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Hot Live Action Bike Porn

by Anonymous What was seen cannot be unsawn. It was midday sunday and a herd of naked people on bikes went streaking up Hawthorne. It was supposed to be a day of rest. Instead I'm feeling unease and...

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Good Morning, News: Police Bureau Shakeup, Kitzhaber's Favorite Court...

by Dirk VanderHart The upper echelons of the Portland Police Bureau look almost completely different today than they did yesterday. First, the city got a new police chief. Mike Marshman, formerly a...

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Savage Love Letter of the Day: Old Dirty Pics Piss Off Sex-Starved Spouse

by Dan Savage I don't expect a reply, as I'm sure you get a zillion emails a day. But, I figured it's worth a shot.My wife and I have been together for going on four years now. We started off as an...

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The Bachelorette Recap: Episode 6 – Kiss Me, Kill Me

by Campy Draper That soccer ball is basically some dude's heart. Oh hey there! I didn’t think you’d be looking to read a recap of The Bachelorette. I thought y’all motherfuckers probably blew your wad...

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Jeff Goldblum A to Z: The Ultimate Filmography of Our Greatest Living Actor

by The Portland Mercury Jeff Goldblum Appreciation Society Take a good, long look at those beautiful, beautiful fingers.Adam Resurrected (2008)"What's that?" you say. "I've never heard of a Jeff...

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Donald Trump's no Friend to Gays, and his Advisors are Even Worse

by Matt Baume This could easily be a shot from the end of The Shining.Gino Santa Maria / Shutterstock.comIf you have your finger anywhere near the pulse of animated GIF culture lately, you've probably...

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