I Hope You Like Jello
by Anonymous Dear Asshole TriMet Rider: congratulations. You ruined three or four dozen peoples' trip home after work with your 80 decibel music. Much to your surprise, no one was willing to confront...
View ArticleTo the Asshole Who Rode Right at Me in Ladd's
by Anonymous Fuck you, asshole. I was trying to give the riders on my right and my left a comfortable amount of room. I wasn't speeding. I made sure I was going well below the limit right down the...
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Good Morning, News: Skull Smugglers, an Eighth Grade Quarterback, and the...
by Doug Brown Good morning, Portland. Enjoy these links.Dominic DevenutaICYMI, our tale of Gary Holstrom, a Forest Grove antiques and artifacts store owner who became the target of an animal part...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: Stressed Out
by Dan Savage I'm a 30-year-old bisexual woman. I was dating my girlfriend (also bisexual) for three years. Our sex life started out amazing but it became kind of a mess. I am a lawyer, the kind that...
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This Week's Style Events: The PRIDE Edition
by Elizabeth Mollo Katie Guinn DesignsShop a shit-ton of wares all made locally by "badass babes" at The Parlour Room. Vendors include VAVA Lingerie, Rogue Minx, Katie Guinn Designs, Local Parity, Age...
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What Portland Business Owners Can Learn from the Porntastic Paris Theatre
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey If you're anything like me, you're a sex positive person—but even some of us who identify in such a manner never stepped foot into long-running porn palace, The Paris Theatre....
View ArticleInside the Dreams of a Japanese Trump Supporter
by Suzette Smith MEANWHILE ON THE INTERNET... Popular YouTube personality and music video director Mike Diva just released this Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ２０１６, because Youtube is where...
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Here's Your Complete PDX Pop Now! 2016 Lineup
by Ciara Dolan Next month Portland's free all-ages festival PDX Pop Now! returns to AudioCinema (under the Hawthorne Bridge) for three days of local music. Today we're sharing the lineup, which...
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Things To Do This Weekend!
by Bobby Roberts Friday June 17Cider Summit PDXCider hasn't just exploded in popularity; it's exploded in diverse flavors and styles, which makes this weekend's sixth annual Cider Summit PDX the apple...
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Sneaker Wave: The Latest in Portland Hip-Hop
by Jenni Moore “History”, "Quentin (Koncept) + Marcus Ray/ X-Ray (Fountaine) + Brandon (5th Sequence)"Seena HaddadTHERE'S A COUNTERCULTURE to Portlandia's narrow representation of Portland. In Rostam...
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Want to Sell Tobacco in Multnomah County? It'll Cost You $580 a Year
by Doug Brown The Multnomah County Board of Commissioners approved a $580 tobacco license feeDoug BrownBusinesses in Multnomah County that want to sell tobacco products are now required to fork over...
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You Have No Excuse for Missing ESPN's O.J.: Made in America Documentary
by Ned Lannamann O.J. Simpson and Nicole Brown SimpsonESPNThere are three possible excuses for not watching ESPN’s O.J.: Made in America and they are all invalid.EXCUSE #1: But I don’t have time to...
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State: Defect That Caused Mosier Oil Train Crash Wasn't Detectable
by Dirk VanderHart ODOTThe broken fasteners officials believe led part of a 96-car oil train to derail and explode in the Columbia River Gorge on June 3 weren't even detectable by regular safety...
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Wait. Where Was Bernie Sanders (D-Vermont) During Yesterday's Fillibuster?
by Rich Smith According to The Washington Post, Sanders didn't speak at the Democrats' filibuster because "It just didn't work yesterday."Joseph Sohm/ShutterstockIf I were running for president, and...
View ArticleWatch the Powerful End to Democrats' Filibuster for Gun Control
by Heidi Groover Nearly 15 hours after he first took the floor, Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy delivered his most powerful lines of the day. Standing next to a poster-sized photo of Dylan Hockley, a...
View ArticleToday in NSFW Hilarity: Kristen Schaal and Nikki Glaser Live-Dub Some Porn
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Okay, guys—THIS IS FUNNY. Check out this clip from Comedy Central's Not Safe with Nikki Glaser as she and comedian Kristen Schaal improv some dialogue into the ears of porn...
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Kate Willett and Rachel Lark's "Dude Bra" Tour
by Bri Pruett Today I bring you a conversation with feminist, sex-positive, queer comedian/musicians Rachel Lark (Savage Love Podcast) and Kate Willett (Comedy Central, Viceland) of the “Dude Bra...
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Yesterday's Incredible Gun Control Filibuster Showed Pacific Northwest...
by Megan Burbank Sen. Ron Wyden calls for action on gun control.CSPANIf you aren't a nerd who streams CSPAN, you may have missed yesterday's great filibuster in the Senate, a nearly-15-hour-long...
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A New Tax For Affordable Housing Is Going to Pass—But Will Portland...
by Dirk VanderHart Are new apartment buildings commercial or residential projects?Most days, that's a question that makes a difference mostly for the type of permit developers need from the City of...
View ArticleWay to be a Mom
by Anonymous Thanks for letting your kids climb all over the seats. Thanks for encouraging them to stand on the seats with their clean shoes so they can get a better look out the window. Thanks for...
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