"David S. Pumpkins Makes Every Horror Movie Even More Terrifying"🎃
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey DAVID🎃S🎃PUMPKINS🎃MAKES🎃EVERY🎃HORROR🎃MOVIE🎃EVEN🎃MORE🎃TERRIFYING🎃pic.twitter.com/cDO7gWMua9— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 28, 2016[ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the...
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Don't Shoot Portland Protestors and Bundy Clan Fans Briefly Squared Off...
by Dirk VanderHart This flag caused some trouble. Doug BrownPerhaps it was inevitable. Don't Shoot Portland demonstrators protesting police abuses briefly squared off with Oregon Occupier supporters...
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Amy Schumer, Avowed Feminist, Continues to Be Clueless About Feminism
by Megan Burbank This is a terrible, embarrassing video.Screen shot via YoutubeIt makes me very sad to report that "I Love You, Amy Schumer, But You're Wrong" has become an evergreen headline. In...
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Quarry Is the Best Hourlong Show on TV Right Now
by Ned Lannamann Michele K. Short/CinemaxThe final episode of Quarry’s first season airs tonight on Cinemax, and I was going to give you five reasons why you need to be watching this show. But then I...
View ArticleDear Protesters
by Anonymous Look, I understand your cause is important to you and truthfully I probably agree with you, but...maybe you could do it on your lunch break instead of 5 'o clock when I really need to...
View ArticleThe Gub'ment Bad
by Anonymous In 2014, Ryan Bundy and a bunch of other so-called "patriots" rode countless ATV's through a Utah canyon filled with 2,000 year old Native American artifacts. The BLM had closed off the...
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The Handmaiden Is a Gluttonous Feast for the Mind and Eye
by Marc Mohan The Handmaiden runs almost two and a half hours, but it’s stuffed with enough narrative twists and detail to fill a movie twice as long. It’s a gluttonous feast for the mind and the eye,...
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Things to Do Tonight!
by Mercury Staff RIP: A Halloween Tribute—Cooky Parker, Lamar Leroy, Bobby D, Jimbo Four of the city's best DJs join forces like dancefloor Ghostbusters to pay homage to the deceased by spinning the...
View ArticleOde to the Human Raisers
by Anonymous Stop looking at me with those "poor you" eyes, and know that just because I don't have kids doesn't mean I am a lesser person. I know you're secretly envious of my freedom, peace of mind,...
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Insecure Is About Black Girls Pre-Magic, and It Is Everything
by Jenni Moore There isn't another show like Insecure—a show by and for black women. Girlfriends went off the air in 2008, and Being Mary Jane and Scandal’s leading black women are overachieving...
View ArticleKeep Portland Cookie Cutter
by Anonymous Can someone please explain to me what is "weird" about Portland? Seriously, all I see are white yuppies who live privileged lives while playing dress-up. The dog and cat "moms," the yoga...
View ArticleSome Folks Say
by Anonymous I don't care about this email "scandal" and will vote for Hillary without question. Unless we get all of Ducky Trump's emails, Hillary's "scandal" is in a bubble. Trump won't even release...
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Things to Do Tonight!
by Mercury Staff La Femme, Wet Dream While Parisian experimental pop project La Femme has been releasing unabashedly weird dance music since 2010, the group broke into American consciousness with...
View ArticleTheir Problem
by Anonymous We are all born in the USA.I remember the Boss singing about closed steel mills and whitewashed windows and vacant stores. I didn’t think much about it. I just liked the music. Between...
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Things to Do This Week
Things to do for the week of Oct 31-Nov 3 by Mercury Staff You may think you got all your Halloween ya-yas out over the past weekend but nope! You still got the actual day to indulge in! And you know...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: FBI Director Tampers with Election, Dakota Pipeline...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Meeting Mr. Right, the man of my dreams, the one who shows me true love (or at least it seems). LET'S GO TO PRESS.HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY! Don't do...
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The Walking Dead Recap: Congratulations on Owning a Tiger
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey First things first: People who own tigers are DUMB, and... wait. Did you watch last night's episode of The Walking Dead? If not, GO 'WAY. If so, then check out my...
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A Spooky, Mournful Demon
by Andrew Wright Watching another culture's horror movies can provide a fascinating glimpse into what makes them collectively tick. The Polish Demon offers an intriguing, deceptively comedic spin on...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: Let Me Be a Part of Your Pissing Experience!
by Dan Savage Originally posted on March 5, 2014.You always take questions from BDSMers and cuckolds and hardcore sexers, but will you take mine? Won't you please offer some advice to me, a simple...
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FULL RECAP: FashioNXT 2016
by Cassie Ridgway My apologies for how long it has taken me to recap FashioNXT. To be honest, fitting this much fashion into one four-day marathon is a Herculean effort, and recapping every designer...
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