by Suzette Smith
![Not only is Jeff Goldblum amazing in bed, but hes also not dead.]( "Not only is Jeff Goldblum amazing in bed, but hes also not dead.")
Not only is Jeff Goldblum amazing in bed, but he's also not dead.
It was Friday, June 26, 2009. It was morning. We were all reeling from the previous day's devastation—the death of Michael Jackson—when news outlets began to report that another cherished star had unexpectedly died: This time, it was beloved actor and "friend of the dinosaurs" Jeff Goldblum, who had reportedly fallen 60-plus feet to his death from the Kauri Cliffs while filming in New Zealand. How was anyone supposed to bear such sadness?
And yet... it sounded plausible. Our prince was cautious but curious. Or perhaps a neophyte director didn't know what gilded cargo they'd been entrusted with. What episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent would be set in New Zealand anyway? Wait a minute!