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Here's Some Sexy Fan Fiction About Why Now You See Me 2 Exists

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by Elinor Jones

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STUDIO EXECUTIVE 1: I want more money. Let's make an unnecessary sequel.

STUDIO EXECUTIVE 2: Okay.

SE1: How about Now You See Me? That was a movie.

SE2: I forgot about that movie until just now, when you reminded me that it existed. Was this that relatively contained dumpster fire about sexy magicians?

SE1: Yes. The greatest magic trick from the original is that it made viewers almost immediately forget it. This will make the sequel very easy. Because who cares? Nobody!

SE2: Sweet!

SE1: I bet all those guys from the first one would come back if we give them a bunch of money. Woody Harrelson, Morgan Freeman, Mark Ruffalo, Jesse Eisenberg, and James Franco's little brother are hos. They'd do anything for a check.

SE2: But the girl from the first one—I heard she had another kid, AND she turned 40...

SE1: Gross! Let's kill her.


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