Hi. I’m Francine Colman-Gutierrez. And here are some things you’re totally wrong about in your teeny tiny bubble full of safe space.
“The Supreme Court will stop him.” No, they won’t. They’re all gonna bite it in, like, 15 minutes, and be replaced with judges from Law & Order. Wrong.
“Congress will grow some balls.” Every day Congress drops their balls off at the Congressional Ball Check so they won’t set off the Ball Detector. Ya wrong!
“He can’t possibly build something that costs $21 billion without our permission, right?” He has a big fat permission slip in the form of 306 electoral votes, you big dumb bag of wrong.
“Maybe a president who tells it like it is isn’t so bad.” Yeah. Maybe a butt that never stops spouting explosive diarrhea isn’t so bad either, Wrongy Hilfiger.
“The conflicts of interest will make him impeachable!” One of his advisers did a straight up, QVC-style commercial for his daughter’s bullshit clothing line where the only thing missing was a sassy spin and a popped hip. America doesn’t GAF, and you are a sad, sad, wrong person.
“At least Melania seems nice.” I hate you so hard.