by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, EVERYBODY! As you know the Mercury loves LOVE—which is why we print your valentines to your beloved schmoopy-woopy every year for FREE. Did you get a valentine in the Mercury this year? Well, there's only one way to find out. Check the Mercury Valentines page right here, and if you did get one—do the right thing and pay that person back. WITH SMOOCHIES. If not, don't sweat it... because WE LOVE YOU! And here's a valentine especially for you below. HAPPY VALENTINE'S, VALENTINE!
