Bleed for This: Miles Said Knock You Out

Poor Miles Teller. The guy’s not even 30 yet and it already feels like he’s in major need of a comeback. After achieving indie-darlinghood with The Spectacular Now and Whiplash, he celebrated by taking the lead role in the catastrophic Fantastic Four reboot and getting called a dick. Now reduced to co-starring with Jonah Hill in shitty comedies, he probably saw a metaphor for his own career in the character of Vinny Pazienza, the protagonist of the boxing flick Bleed for This.

At least, if he’s as narcissistic as he seems to be, he probably did.