by Anonymous
Hey fuckwit, don't come into MY cafe when i'm working LATE SHIFT with a FUCKING BROWN BAG full of outside food you plan on consuming in MY DOMAIN! You buy the CHEAPEST thing on the menu, a cofee. You don't tip a PENNY. As soon as you sat down you reach down in the bag with your grubby hand and pull out something that looks like you got from a dumpster outside. And maybe learn to chew with your mouth CLOSED. This is a fine dining, creative caffeine cocktail slinging establishment. Not a hangout for sociallyINEPT losers like yourself. GT