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One Day at a Time: The Voice of the Pussy Generation™

by Ann Romano

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Oh, go back to sleep, Grandpa.
Oh, go back to sleep, Grandpa.

MONDAY, AUGUST 1

“We’re really in a pussy generation,”Clint Eastwood grumbled this week. (Sorry, dears! Usually we start One Day at a Time off on a slightly more upbeat note, but, well... blame Clint.) “Everybody’s walking on eggshells,” Eastwood rambled to Esquire. “We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren't called racist.” Oh, and Eastwood said something else, too: That he’s going to vote for Donald Trump. Sigh. “He’s said a lot of dumb things. So have all of them. Both sides,” Eastwood mumbled, in that particular kind of befuddlement unique to people who are both very, very old and very, very dumb. “But everybody—the press and everybody’s going, 'Oh, well, that’s racist,’ and they’re making a big hoodoo out of it. Just fucking get over it. It’s a sad time in history.” It is, Clint—partly because idiots like Esquire keep asking what your 86-year-old ass thinks about current events! Go ahead and use the word “hoodoo” again, you senile jackass. THANKFULLY... the Human Rights Campaign’s national press secretary, Sarah McBride, heroically took to Twitter! “Clint Eastwood was born in 1930,” McBride pointed out. “Let’s start a list of things that weren't considered racist when he was growing up.” Said list included: Jim Crow laws, a segregated military, lynching, poll taxes, Klan membership, anti-miscegenation laws, and “literally the entire experience of being black in America in the 1930s.”


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