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Motorcycle Bros

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by Anonymous

Yo Bros! Yo Brahs!. Wasssssup bro brahs?! You dewds call yourself the "Rocker Folk," right brodie brahs? Question: what are you doing in that garage? Are you repairing motorcycles to make a living, or are you just a bunch of rich bros that want to look like a motorcycle gang? I saw that mattress you were "giving away" the other day, leaned up against the side of your bro-cage motorcycle garage. Nice touch, the spray painted words: "FREE. NO BLOOD OR PISS." Whoahh...bros. Whoahhhh....brahs. Enjoy this time you all have together to feel bad ass, dewds. I get it. Some times you gotta explore your inner motorcycle guy in order to forget those years pent up in a California prep school.

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